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Artist: Hobo Johnson
Canonical path: /hobo-johnson/subaru-crosstrek-xv
Related lyric paths: 6
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Subaru Crosstrek XV
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Subaru Crosstrek XV
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I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
Sometimes I get drunk and forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier but I love sandwiches
One time I tried to burn sage to clear the vibe
Then the smoke alarm went off and then my ex girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons
I'm never going back to Four Seasons
I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank
Fuck, I wish it was Blake!
I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot
And make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I'm a number one pick with two bad knees
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We're both reliable
Got in a couple accidents
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet
What's the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job, like the rest of us do
Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord, I'm breaking your shit
Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension as soft as a cute lil' baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads
I coulda bought a Lambo happily
But the insurance was high and I kinda want a family
Why does dad have Lambo?
He was insecure about himself, son, let it go
Nothing like fighting another man
'Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad
I'm glad that his kids got to see
That his dad's a giant prick and that he got what he needs
Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half filled with sadness
My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet
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