Bet'cha Your Job

I had a dream it was my birthday today

For a while it became normal

But now I wish that I had not forgot so much

Was there a battle here?

Me vs. Me?

Perhaps, perhaps

(I dunno)

But here it is now anyway

The kid's (severed) head -

Right there in my lap!

I (notice that now I)

Got my head in my hands

And my hands are in my lap

(Head in hands)

(Hands in lap)

I don't know if I do (know) though

If it's bad news or bad ass

(Wake up dreaming still)

But here I am now anyway, and it's my birthday

Swear to God I'm gonna buy something bad

(Maybe an apple bi-product)

(Or a product by Apple)

And I don't know, but I'll bet you your job that

It will be the baddest thing you ever seen

I sure hope that this dream is really just a dream

And I'm saying it once again

I sure do hope that dream was just a dream

Because if it was not then I got a problem

That's getting to big to be controlled and my hands are just barely not big enough

Plus it's my birthday, and I don't need some dead-me to come and ruin it

It's my birthday, and I swear to God I'm gonna buy something bad