If Vans Could Run On Clichés

Drowning in too much black coffee

Beneath ten thousand cigarettes

On two too many gin and tonics

You know that would never be enough

This excess is expected

No more food for a week?

Gelatin is made from horses

You know that would never be enough

This script has no arc; the characters are dull

Your life is a shitty movie

Your causes are becauses

Your accusations fail

But you are the only (renewable) energy resource that we have left

Cough up all that black shit

And spit it in the tank

Five hundred miles to the gallon

You know that would never be enough

You want to be so damn rock and roll

You're going to be so damn rock and roll