Message in a Bottle

I was born in a bar in '45

It's sure a wonder this boy's alive

I feel no pain but i'm getting so dry

Take me to a brewery and leave me there to die

I went to chicago they put me in a bed

I turned bright yellow they thought that i was dead

For the next six months they said avoid temptation

I said fine i'll drink in moderation

One bottle a day - of scotland's finest

If i learned to love and i learned to sing

I would know a little bit of everything

I put a message in a bottle i was stranded on a rock

Send another gallon 'cos i'm running out of stock

I can see you in my little bottle

You are laughing and i am too

When you're empty and i'm gone

Then they will laugh

And throw us both away