Hokus Pokus

Serial slaughtering stranglers

Juggling juggling juggalos

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks

I C fuckin P's in the haugh

Abracadabra boom shacka dae

Im Violent J and Im back like a vertebrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts,

And everybody with clown love

Even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town, and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I'll pack up and hit the road

Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you get a two-liter wit em

And when the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko

(Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho-skitso freak

And I'll call you by your name

Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck

I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard

Jump on the carpet let's take a spin

Everybody's waitin for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

Uh, you suck you missed the fuckin glass

Broke ya neck, and busted yo fuckin ass

But the genie says on with the show

Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

(What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretchedhall)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Fuck em all, fuck em all,

Clown dawg, freak dawg

Joker dawg, Milenko dawg

(Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Rude boy and Chunky down wit the clown

First time we ever went to Mexican Town

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fuckin parkin lot

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets grippin down the freeway

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes

That night, I fucked three fat bitches

Then get the fuck with it, forget it

I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says on with the show

Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

(Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midger ladies, ladies!)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud)

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Fuck Dat!"