Red Neck Neck 99

Ain't that about a hoot

What you so mad about?

Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills

Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww

Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to

Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, them fuckin red neck

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck

Bitch you're a red neck

But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step

I never met a southern belle cowpolk

And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk

Bitch I can't believe that

Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack

Just cut the lights out

Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out

Bitch I knows you's a freak

Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek

And try to keep your toothless mouth shut

And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch

I don't square dance

I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants

But you quick to act like you didn't know

Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo

Biatch wait hold up (What?)

I can't have Pa starin at my butt

Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed

All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, a chicken ass red neck

A bitch with a beard and a red neck

Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck

Bitch it's Shaggs

Before I teabag your face take off them rags

You been chillin in the barn all night and day

Shovelin horse shit and fuckin with hay

Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag

I don't give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs

Yeah that's right fuck Conway Twitty

With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty

Bitch I'm rollin down south

With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth

And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat

But after I tap it, man fuck that

Bitch I'm from the big city

And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty

Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter

Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her

Bitch drop them hog balls

She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers

She looked like a crow that's all I know

But I still fucked that red neck hoe

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack

Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks

Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth

But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach

Now I remember when she milked the cows

Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out

Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang

That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang

Hey there Missy I'm from the East

And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece

You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's

Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws

And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black

While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac

You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain

She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, a chicken ass red neck

A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck

Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z

You red neck hoe is you fuckin with me?

Neden scabbed up like a horses ass

But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag

Bitch what the fuck?

Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt

Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle

And I saw more teeth on an apple

Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus

Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked up

Oh me? I talk to the spirits

Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Round up you boys

And you head down south

Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth

Round up you boys

And you head down south

Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth