Super star

If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero

Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro

Every album I touch 5 mics

Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes

Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst

And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts

I wouldn't need a baracade at my shows

cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows

id have a 90 pound sled on my arm

who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm

but shes a super model and she works in Brazil

and her daddy places pool on the isle of ???

I remember when I met at a party with my friends

I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"

Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are

If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar

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I'm so famous I'm so sweet

I'm so neat I can't be beat

call my one time

I'm so fashon, I'm divine

I'm so famous I'm so sweet

I'm so neat I can't be beat

call my one time

I'm so fashon, I'm divine

I got a call this morning Denis Rodman & Carson Daily

they want to meet me up for lunch at the ????

and I don't even know them people

but we famous, so we consider each other equal

where am I from? oh yea Detroit city

I remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty

I think I used to have some family there

infact I wonder if.rmmm... anyway, jauque do my hair

sniffing cocaine off of crystal counter top

kissy face, sucking on her ruby red lolly pop

Shaggy Who? watch me clean up the ghetto

I sleep on a matress sprinkled with rose pedals

make my music, write my song ill come sing it

and when the royalty check comes, betta bring it

mr masoose come and rub me down gently

mom hers the keys, go and wash the ???

(Fast Talking I Can't Even Make Out)

Superstar....

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I'm like a zerko, I suck my drummers dick

I aint gay or nothin, I just did it for kicks

I play the crazy rock star it helps my rep

u shoulda seen me at the movie premire with johny depp

I love hollywood partys, I live like a star

ill kiss ur ass, even if I don't know who u are

ill jump in your pictures and ill get in your way

I'm annoying as fuck, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray

do I remember Twiztid? of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with

Motely Crue

oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me?

no, I don't recall, excuse me, security!

I don't need old friends, I'm way bigger

sorry, my phones ringin, its Tommy Hilfiger

ill see u when I see if I remember who u are

after all, your talking with the superstar

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