Toxic Love

This is a tale of misplaced love

A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the

wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and

stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's

listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about

getting his feelings crushed once again

After 3 years in a mental asylum

I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt

Rolling home I see a bitch on a payphone.

She was fat and round and had it going on.

She had a name tag on Roxy Carol

Stepped up to her like hello

We was kicking it

I said I got this dick sup on lickin it

She said I'm down for the tactics

Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus

I threw her in the back of my jaloppe

She was wet and sloppy

But nothing could stop me

I was like jesus

Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza

I paid it no mind

I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind.

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love

Did she burn you?

Yes

Did it hurt you?

Yes

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

Toxic love

Did she burn you?

Yes

Did it hurt you?

Yes

The whole car smelled like pickles

I stuck my toe in her ass

And tweaked her titty nipples

We fucked for about an hour

I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower

I got home and I kicked back

Thought about the shower haha fuck that

When I woke up the very next morning

I was awake but my dick was snoring

It was whistling and shooting out smoke

The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke

I started shaking and sweating

I had a fever

My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter

It was greenish with purple bungions

And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt

I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love

Did she burn you?

Yes

Did it hurt you?

Yes

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

I'm on a mission I search and roam

Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam

And I'm dragging my balls behind me

They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy

Thank god I ain't dead yet

My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow

There she is on the same payphone

Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone

Wait a minute y'all hold up

Is that the same bitch I was with she looks toe-up

Holy fuck nothings in place that ain't a girl at all

It's a barrel of toxic waste!

Oh lord what have I done?

Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel

Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin

I'm here to turn myself back in

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love

Did she burn you?

Yes

Did it hurt you?

Yes

Toxic love

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

Toxic love

Did she burn you?

Yes

Did it hurt you?

Yes

I still like you

When I inject my penis inside of you

My balls light up like light bulbs

You're green...You're green and you're so warm