Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

One, two, three, four, go

So let this fucking party begin

We’re bringing all our friends

Too bad this night is gonna end

The way it always ends

A fight between one, two or three

Let’s hope it’s not between you and me

So let’s keep these red cups filled up

To the brim

Fuck, i can’t believe that i have done this again

Oh shit

Drank way too much and fucked up someone else’s friend

I’m way too fucking drunk

Banged this dude’s girlfriend

So go and bring your girl back ‘round again

I’ll show her what it’s like to be with a man

Oh damn girl, you’re so fucking fine

Let’s do this again and again

If we had the chance to fuck all night, i would

And if we had a few more beers, i know i could

Oh man, there’s gonna be a brawl

Some guy nailed someone else’s girl

Hey guys this bro’s been talking shit

So let’s bring this fight into the streets

To introduce his teeth to the concrete

First i nailed your girl

Now your head’s beneath my feet

How does it feel to get fucked up

By the guy who fucked your girl

But at least we brought the beer

So you can’t complain

Get the fuck out of my face

Everyone let’s chug a beer