Diabolical Dick Shrinking Mother Fuckers

Call it karma, call it what you will

It never meant the same to me

And every time i drink like this

I can’t remember anything

Come on, come on, black out with me

And i have been here before

Too many times to count

Drinking to the point of where i fucking black out

Got drunk, blacked out, passed out

Let’s do it all again tonight

The clouds in the sky, suck my dick

This bitch ain’t worth my fucking time

Can you understand the works coming out of my mouth

Hey girl! hi, how are ya

Let’s hop into my car and

I’ll take you out for a drink, then home with me

What do you think

Get fucked up

Bang your mother fucking heads

And let’s have some fucking fun

Show me what the fuck you’re fighting for tonight

And stomp this god damned dance floor

Bang your heads and dance

Like you can’t stop, let’s move

Girl, i have to tell you tomorrow

Tomorrow i won’t remember your name

I swear it’s not you. it’s me

I can’t help but take advantage of these situations

If you wanna have some fucking fun

Then throw those fists and stomp the ground