Born Billiant

I'm cold and unapproachable

Deceptive and a fraud

Don't need to keep attention

I hate to be ignored

The soul of no discretion

Belligerent, won't think outside the box

I'm critical and careless

My open mind is shut and firmly locked

I'm selfish and insensitive

I'm rotten to the core

Pretentious and derivative

You've seen it all before

My good contributions

Are counted on the fingers of one hand

No New Year's Resolution

Nothing ever goes the way I planned

My catalogue of failures

Is etched upon my lips

The baggage that I carry

Would sink a thousand ships

My motives are uncertain

Intentions not altogether pure

So now don't you want me beside you

Just like it was before?

I'm stupid, inarticulate

My ego grows and grows

Libido turns to celibate

I don't know where it goes

No lifelong performance

Prepares me for the final curtain call

I swear no allegiance

No loyalty to anything at all

You, like me, were raised to be

A million times admired

Unlike mine, your family line

Were all born brilliant liars