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Artist: Issa Twaimz
Canonical path: /issa-twaimz/the-llama-song
Related lyric paths: 3
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The Llama Song
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The Llama Song
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Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama
Llama llama llama
Who is this big llama
Starting all this drama
It's me bitch!
Yes I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs
I mean, yes look at me
I'm that l-l-a-m-a
That doesn't even fucking care
What you have to fucking say oops!
Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama
Back to the basics
I'm that bitch on craiglist
That looks like a rapist
Wait why am I on craiglist?
Oh, yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama
Mama llama, mama llama
Llama llama, mama llama
Hold up!
Wait a minute
Llama llama shining shining
Looking like a diamond diamond
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Issa Twaimz performs "The Llama Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Issa Twaimz catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to The Crush Song and The Hallowissa Song with a short reason for opening each page next.
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