Issa Twaimz

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The Roll Call Song

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The Roll Call Song

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Hello class my name is ms wigglebottom

And I'm gonna be taking the roll today

(Ehemm)

Issa twaimz? (here)

Gertrude?

Patricia?

Tony? (I'm here hello)

The gang is all here

For today's class

The roll call song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

My name is issa (yeah)

But you can call me twaimz

And I'm the ba-a-adest bitch so please don't get in my way

And you can stare all you want (news flash) pictures last longer

Hey you wanna play a game of whose eyebrows are stronger? (yes please)

L-l-a-m-a that's me

Wanna get with me no thanks I'll pass

Got 2 new friends full of sass

Wanna talk shit? They'll kick your ass

Gay or straight I fly first class

And hold your grudge and please just judge 'cause

Hush hush hush blush blush blush I am now my big fat crush

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

My name is gertrude (yeah)

And I don't mean to be rude

But I'm the hottest horse and I got an attitude (oops)

And all these horses hate while I eat my hay

But it's okay you're ugly now watch me gallop away

My name's patricia (yeah)

And I don't need no mista

Because I got my best friend gertrude (yup) she is my sista (that's true)

I'm bad bitch one she's bad bitch two

Don't forget twaimz he's number three

I'm a unicorn I'll take your throne

Wanna meet our dad he's number four

Do some math put us together gertrude plus patricia

We're hot and everything you're not hashtag gertricia

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

My name is tony (yes)

And I'm the father of twaimz (hey)

I'm better than the kardeeshen 'cause they are lamez

I don't play games (no)

I watch arabic tv (uh huh)

I put you on pause and put me on repeat (let's get it now)

T-o-n-y tony tony I'm a hot dad with a pony pony

Think I'm fake? I am no phony

I'm the winner. Where's my trophy?

I'm so stunning am I wrong?

I might as well have my own song

Happy tony, sad tony, mentally disturbed tony

(Roll call)

Issa twaimz

G and p

The one and only tony

And if you seem to disagree

Then stop, don't talk to me

And if you aren't a wannabe

Then prove them wrong sing along

To the roll call song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call

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