Big Bushy Mustache

They say I got a dirty face

But I'm sharper than a razor blade

You know I didn't grow it overnight

Most boys keep it clean

I'm the man that they want to be

If only they could give it a try

I see 'em coming from a mile away

One thing that they all say

I want a big bushy mustache

And a silky carpet with the drapes to match

I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash

I want a porn star handlebar

And a neon pink Mustang as my second car

Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

Tender love and sweet attention

Everybody can see

That you're growing on me

That you're growing on me

All you fellas don't be jealous

'cause you got what you need

Set your follicles free

Your mother follicles free

I see 'em coming from a mile away

One thing that they all say

I want a big bushy mustache

And a silky carpet with the drapes to match

I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash

I want a porn star handlebar

And a neon pink Mustang as my second car

Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

I see 'em coming from a mile away

Same thing that they all say

I want a big bushy mustache

And a silky carpet with the drapes to match

I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash

I want a porn star handlebar

And a neon pink Mustang as my second car

Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are