If It Weren't For Girls

If it weren't for girls

Nobody'd ever hold a door

You'd never see me on a dance floor

And there'd be no such thing as a front porch kiss

And if it weren't for girls

There'd be no pick you up at eights

No first base on a second date

And you'd never say those three little words

But one thing's for sure

There'd be a lot less Friday nights

Full of neon lights and pickup lines

There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long

There wouldn't be no slow dancin'

Couldn't have planned it

First time fallin' in love

In every bar in every town all over the world

If it weren't for girls

Yeah, if it weren't for girls

If it weren't for girls

You'd hear a lot less hey there, baby

And there'd be less guys going crazy from the call-me-maybes and the ones that wouldn't stay

And if it weren't for girls

There'd be a lot less hearts broken

And saying sorry with a dozen roses

I'd be out with the guys a hell of a lot more

But one thing's for sure

There'd be a lot less Friday nights

Full of neon lights and pickup lines

There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long

There wouldn't be no slow dancin'

Couldn't have planned it

First time fallin' in love

In every bar in every town all over the world

If it weren't for girls

Yeah, if it weren't for girls

Yeah, so here's to the shy ones and the wild ones

And the ones that got away

There's just somethin' about 'em

And without 'em, man, it wouldn't be the same

There'd be a lot less Friday nights

Full of neon lights and pickup lines

There'd be a lot less cheesy ones and country songs playin' all night long

There wouldn't be no slow dancin'

Couldn't have planned it

First time fallin' in love

In every bar in every town all over the world

If it weren't for girls

Yeah, if it weren't for girls

Oh, if it weren't for girls

(If it weren't for girls)