Half-boyfriend

i don't know where we're going

but i know we've gone too far and

i hope it isn't showing

but i think i love you and

i can't believe you're leaving

just when i let you in and

when you had me believing

i could feel again

i could give a million reasons

why we should not be friends

our moods change like the seasons

when my mood ends your mood begins and

you're a tease, you're a cockblocker,

you're a loudmouth bitch, and a big talker,

but that's okay

you'll grow up someday

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you're the pill i never wanted to take-

an anti-misanthrope

mine was the heart i never thought you would break

my one hope was that i'd survive you

i've shown up for you

in ways that boy never would

but i know you'll go back to him and

maybe you should, but

i hope you don't go backwards

cuz i'm going on ahead and

one day you'll wish that you had

stuck with me instead

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as i wander through union square

i remember when you followed me there

you were the stalker i kinda wanted to have

being your half-boyfriend was only half bad

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