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Artist: Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School Of Medicine
Canonical path: /jello-biafra-e-the-guantanamo-school-of-medicine/clean-as-a-thistle
Related lyric paths: 6
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Clean As a Thistle
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Clean As a Thistle
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When the elite few
Paid to elect me
Promised Y'all I'd clean up
All the filth around here
Spread some dirty lies
'Bout my opponent's past
All the while I danced behind
That Family Values mask
Works every time
My opponent's penis
Is the great threat of our time
And I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh
I love it yeah eh eh yeh eh eh
To the sheep I preach
The gospel of the Lorn
When I'm with you, baby
It's the gospel of Irving Klaw
When the full moon rise
Let me feel you baby
Don't you want to keep your job?
Got a can of coke
And a black corvette
Clarence peeping Thomas
Wants you riding his broom stick
And don't you know that I love it
Yeh eh eh yeh eh eh
I love it yeah eh eh yeah eh eh
I'm clean as a thistle
I'm clean as a thistle
Sharp little thistle
Spiny little thistle
Best you make your plans
Around mine
Before I do away
With this sin and Scum, aw right
Got to see it for myself
With my bare naked eye
Driver, take me to the sleaze
Don't you know who I am?
Let me in!
Okay, okay, okay, ok, ok
Here's a $50
Now will you forget I'm here
President McMuffin
Cigar caked with goo
Opinion polls state clearly
Man, I'd fuck her too
Bible-thumping gents
Stage an impeachment
While they get it on
At night on top of their desks
Peek-a-boo and wretch
Republican buttocks
Flapping skyward in the wind
Lie to start a war
Killing Millions
Ain't impeachable
Like wayward weenie moistening
That's why I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh
I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh
Clean as a thistle
Clean as a thistle
Spiked little thistle
Sticky Little thistle
Yield if you want to survive
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