Clean As a Thistle

When the elite few

Paid to elect me

Promised Y'all I'd clean up

All the filth around here

Spread some dirty lies

'Bout my opponent's past

All the while I danced behind

That Family Values mask

Works every time

My opponent's penis

Is the great threat of our time

And I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh

I love it yeah eh eh yeh eh eh

To the sheep I preach

The gospel of the Lorn

When I'm with you, baby

It's the gospel of Irving Klaw

When the full moon rise

Let me feel you baby

Don't you want to keep your job?

Got a can of coke

And a black corvette

Clarence peeping Thomas

Wants you riding his broom stick

And don't you know that I love it

Yeh eh eh yeh eh eh

I love it yeah eh eh yeah eh eh

I'm clean as a thistle

I'm clean as a thistle

Sharp little thistle

Spiny little thistle

Best you make your plans

Around mine

Before I do away

With this sin and Scum, aw right

Got to see it for myself

With my bare naked eye

Driver, take me to the sleaze

Don't you know who I am?

Let me in!

Okay, okay, okay, ok, ok

Here's a $50

Now will you forget I'm here

President McMuffin

Cigar caked with goo

Opinion polls state clearly

Man, I'd fuck her too

Bible-thumping gents

Stage an impeachment

While they get it on

At night on top of their desks

Peek-a-boo and wretch

Republican buttocks

Flapping skyward in the wind

Lie to start a war

Killing Millions

Ain't impeachable

Like wayward weenie moistening

That's why I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh

I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh

Clean as a thistle

Clean as a thistle

Spiked little thistle

Sticky Little thistle

Yield if you want to survive