Aloha & The Three Johns

Well the phone is gonna ring

And you tell them I'm not home

Will you water the ferns

And feed the fish out in the pond?

I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop

Singing that hawaiian song

How can you hear me scream

If you still got your headphones on?

Is this the beginning of our vacation?

Or is this the end of our relationship?

Is this the end? Is this the end?

And john's been avidly reading slash's bio

There was a tv set smashed out in front of his room

I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea

Where the fast-food trash

And tourists made me fear and loath it

Is this the beginning of their aging?

Or is this the end of civilization?

Is this the end? Is this the end?

And if there's no ring, I will have to say good bye

Nah, I'm