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Artist: Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)
Canonical path: /jerry-springer-the-opera-musical/have-yourselves-a-good-time
Related lyric paths: 6
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Have Yourselves A Good Time
Read Have Yourselves A Good Time lyrics by Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Have Yourselves A Good Time
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WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
A goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time! Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Have a goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!
AUDIENCE:
We want some action! Ready for some action! We want Jerry! Where the fuck is Jerry?
WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?
AUDIENCE:
Lesbians fighting!
WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?
AUDIENCE:
Open-crotch sighting!
AUDIENCE:
Pimps in cat suits, mothers who are prostitutes, mutants, psychos, saddos, winos, cocaine abusers with no noses! Bring on
the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN and MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!
WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?
AUDIENCE:
Yes we're ready! Yes we're ready!
WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?
AUDIENCE:
Oh for fuck sake, we are ready, we are...
AUDIENCE:
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (continued)
WARM UP MAN:
All right, there's no need for sarcasm! I'm only trying to do my frickin' job!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Tough crowd!
AUDIENCE:
Ready!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Really tough!
AUDIENCE:
Ready!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Trailer trash!
AUDIENCE:
Fuck you!
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
Alright already!
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
Where the fuck is Jerry?
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
The crowd is turnin' ugly!
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Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) performs "Have Yourselves A Good Time", and this lyric page sits inside the Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) catalog on LyroVerse.
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