Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)
Canonical path: /jerry-springer-the-opera-musical/talk-to-the-hand
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Talk To The Hand
Read Talk To The Hand lyrics by Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Talk To The Hand
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
WARM UP MAN:
Tacky! Tack-tack-tack tacky queen!
AUDIENCE:
Tacky! Tack-tack-tack tacky queen!
TREMONT:
You can hush all your shouting, you can hush all your bitching,
you can talk to the hand, cos the face aint listening!
AUDIENCE:
Loser! Loser!
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
Loser!
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
Loser!
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
Loser!
TREMONT:
...cos the face aint listening!
AUDIENCE:
Loser! Faggot!
TREMONT:
Look at little piggy, see how she squeal, my advice for you bitch, get a face peel!
AUDIENCE:
Loser! Loser! Butt boy!
TREMONT:
...to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
Loser! Loser! Butt boy!
TREMONT:
Hush your dirty mouth, my tubby lady chimp,
lose the facial hair and you might find a pimp!
AUDIENCE:
Loser! Loser! Lo-ser!
TREMONT:
To the hand!
AUDIENCE:
You so tragic, you so sad! Cos your brother is your dad!
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
You so scum, you so dumb, cos you live off gay men's cum!
TREMONT:
Do you want some, do you want some?
AUDIENCE:
Come and get it, come and get it!
TREMONT:
Do you want some, do you want some?
AUDIENCE:
Come and get it, come and get it!
TREMONT:
When you're dead and buried in the grass, I'll dig you up and fuck you up the ass!
AUDIENCE:
Talk to the hand!
TREMONT:
Cos the face aint listening!
AUDIENCE:
Talk to the hand!
TREMONT:
Cos the face aint listening!
AUDIENCE:
Talk to the hand! (repeated)
TREMONT:
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (continued)
AUDIENCE:
Talk to the hand cos the face aint listening, talk to the hand,
TREMONT:
To the hand to the hand!
AUDIENCE:
Talk to the hand
TREMONT:
To the hand,
AUDIENCE:
To the...
AUDIENCE:
Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! Puke our guts up! Sin! Sin! Kill all gays! Kill all gays!
JERRY (spoken):
Welcome to the show, Tremont.
Now, let me get this straight, she says she's his, she says he's hers, they say he's theirs,
I guess you're saying he's yours, so what's going on?
TREMONT:
She said that he said that I said, that I said that he said that she said,
that they said that she said we both said that he
said that I said that you said something or other, I forget!
TREMONT, DWIGHT, PEACHES, and ZANDRA:
She said that he said that I said, that I said that he said that they said...
TREMONT:
She said that he said that I said that we said they both said that
I said that she said that I said that she said
ZANDRA (at the same time):
He is mine! He is mine!
PEACHES (at the same time):
I don't think so, I don't think so!
TREMONT, DWIGHT, PEACHES and ZANDRA:
He said that you said, he said that you said...
TREMONT:
Does it really matter?
DWIGHT, PEACHES and ZANDRA:
What?
TREMONT:
Does it really matter?
DWIGHT, PEACHES and ZANDRA:
What?
TREMONT:
Cos, at the end of the day I--
I--
I--
I love you. I love you.
AUDIENCE:
Chick with a dick with a heart!
TREMONT:
I love you! I love you!
AUDIENCE:
Chick with a dick with a heart!
TREMONT:
I love yo--u
yo--u
AUDIENCE:
Chick with a dick with a heart!
AUDIENCE:
Ladyboy! Nothing but a ladyboy! Fuck the faggot! Butt boy!
DWIGHT, PEACHES and ZANDRA:
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fucking fucking fuck?
JERRY (spoken):
Okay, Dwight, who's it going to be?
DWIGHT:
I want my baby back, Peaches, baby, please come back!
They dont mean shit to me! They just whores and douche bags.
AUDIENCE:
Steve. Steve.
JERRY (spoken):
Well Peaches it's your call, where do we go from here?
PEACHES:
You don't see me cry. You don't see me cry. I just sing and die. Bisexual, bye bye!
PEACHES and WARM UP MAN:
Bisexual, bye bye.
AUDIENCE (softly):
Bisexual, bye bye (repeated).
PEACHES:
You're just a tramp!
DWIGHT:
Come on, baby!
PEACHES:
You're just a crack whore!
ZANDRA:
It wasnt me it was the smack!
PEACHES:
You're just a butt plugging, cum loving man loving
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand...
PEACHES:
...guy sucking, sodomising, crack head, man whore
TREMONT:
Talk to the hand...
PEACHES:
Losers!
AUDIENCE:
Losers! Losers! Losers!
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Talk To The Hand"?
Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) performs "Talk To The Hand", and this lyric page sits inside the Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Talk To The Hand"?
Yes. The related section below points to Audience Very Plainsong and Backstage Scene with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)'s lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Talk To The Hand yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.