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Artist: Jim Causley
Canonical path: /jim-causley/my-grandfathers-ferret
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My Grandfathers Ferret
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My Grandfathers Ferret
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My grandfather’s ferret was a beast of little merit
What lived out the back in a cage
If you peered through the bars you’d see eyes like little stars
All a-glimmer with impotent rage
The smell it gave off made you splutter gasp and cough
And its habits were exceedingly gross
For it bit off anything it could reach if you stood too close
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