You Ain't Right

If you can't buy groceries this week

'Cause you put your cheque down on a big screen

You ain't right

You're in your thirties without a job

And you're still living with your mom

You ain't right

You go to your great uncle's wake

And you live there with a hot date

You find a deer on the side of the road

Check his pulse and you take him home

If you're gonna leave early from the barn

'Cause your kids are out there waiting in the car

You ain't right

You ain't right to say the least you're different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing

Bless your heart, look around

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you're not alone

And we're all a little wrong

But you ain't right

Now if your truck cost more than your house

Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse

You ain't right

Or if you're past old enough to drive

You're still struggling through junior high

You ain't right

If your wife's mowing the lawn

While you're fishing all weekend long

Or you show up late for church

Smelling like beer in a white pewter shirt

Or you're standing in a checkout line

Something reeks and you just smile

No, you ain't right

You ain't right to say the least you're different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing

Bless your heart, look around

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you're not alone

And we're all a little wrong

But you ain't right

You ain't right to say the least you're different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing

Bless your heart, look around

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you're not alone

And we're all a little wrong

But you ain't right

Son, your lights, they may be on

But you're not always home

Yeah, we're all a little wrong

But you ain't right