Indirigible

The world and his wife are here seemingly

All I hear is something she said to me

Feel like a lost minstrel with a lay

Can you tell me find a lay these days?

I asked my friend for a game of darts, he said

"OK, nearest to the bull starts"

I said "Baa" he said "Moo" ----

Someone's losing out here and I know who

Can't believe I hurt her or did her wrong

But I wasn't made to be on my own

I'll go out and mix possibility's vast

A singles club or perhaps an evening class

I said "Yoga?" She asked

"How flexible are you?"

I said not Tuesdays, she said

"We'll see what we can do"

Am I indirigible for lacking direction

Too much information, too many questions

She offered me a coffee, my heart beat overtime

I started to panic and politely declined

She asked "Don't you want to meet someone like me?"

I said "Yes, but I don't like coffee"