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Artist: John Valby
Canonical path: /john-valby/my-dick-is-small
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My Dick Is Small
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My Dick Is Small
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Oh my dick is small
and I've only got one ball
And the girls all say it's teeny
but it's still my favorite weenie
Oh my dick is small
and I've only got one ball
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm
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