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Artist: Jon Lajoie
Canonical path: /jon-lajoie/blackbird
Related lyric paths: 6
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Blackbird
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Blackbird
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Are we recording?
I wrote this song last night, I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot.
John's new girlfriend is a cunt
I don't know what he sees in that bitch
She'll ruin our lives
This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die
John's got to stop taking LSD
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3
What the fuck?
Looks like her face got ran over by a truck
Dump that bitch
Dump that bitch
And stop being a motherfucking dick
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my cock
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
Metallica
Metallica
I'll have to run that name by Linda
Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch
And then divorce her six years later
'Cause she was such a fucking bitch
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