Fuck Everyting

Yo. all the rappers claim to not give a fuck.

Well step aside bitches, cause i give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

(i don't a give a fuck...)

About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what

(i don't give a fuck...)

I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything

People care about shit, i say fuck everything

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun

I don't need heat or vitamin d!

And fuck toasters. i don't need to cook my bread

And fuck coasters. i use a little plate instead

And fuck roosters. with their useless cockadoodledoo

We invented the alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs. i prefer to stand

And fuck air conditioners - i got a ceiling fan

And fuck the the movie the fan, staring wesley snipes

Demolition man's the only snipes' movie i like

And fuck liking shit. i don't even like the stuff that i like

Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit i don't like

Like tissues. fuck them! i blow my nose on the couch

And fuck my nostrils and my senses now i breathe through my mouth

Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes

Fuck physical perception yo, i'd rather be blind

Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

And hour is way too long, it should be half an hour at most

And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land

And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad

And fuck jokes, i don't need to be funny all the time

My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(i don't a give a fuck...)

About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what

(i don't give a fuck...)

I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup

The girl says "small, medium, large?"

I said "bitch, i don't give a fuck!"

She said "i can't process your order if you don't pick a size"

I said "fine, i'll take a large, but i still don't give a fuck, alright?"

Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker

And i don't give a fuck about liquids either

They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

Like human semen when i get it all over my face

I'm not gay, i just don't give a fuck about straight sex

And fuck my dick, i'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.

Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body

I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote

I call myself "batyote" and i fight crime at night

I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright

I plagiarize all the time, i do it everyday

Cause i'm on the right track baby, i was born this way

And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch

Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick

Is it deterministic or am i free to choose my way

Did i choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays

If i want ice i'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag

Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

You know what? fuck the word fuck, i don't need to use it

I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(i don't a give a chainsaw...)

About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what

(i don't give a chainsaw...)

I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most

I wouldn't win cause i don't give a fuck about winning yo

I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,

So i do give a fuck... wait, what?

(i give a fuck...)

About everything, i love everyone and care about everything

(i give a fuck...)

I literally care about every motherfucking thing