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I Can Dance

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Jon Lajoie Canonical path: /jon-lajoie/i-can-dance Related lyric paths: 6

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I Can Dance

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Some guys are good at talking to girls

Some guys have all the money in the world

Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants

I'm not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

U, u, ah, ah

U, u, ah, ah

Some guys have friends and they do High-Fives

Some guys have parents that are still alive

Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand

I'm not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

Everybody, let's count to ten

One, all you gotta do is watch me dance.

Two, keep watching me dance

Three,

Four,

[Speaking]

Oh, ya, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics for this party ah, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that's my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut to the chorus

Dance, dance, dance, dance,

Dance, dance

I can dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

U, u, ah, ah

U, u, ah, ah

Some guys have money that they've invested

Some guys were never molested.

I was though, and but

Gotta stop touching the children

Gotta stop touching the children

Catholic Church we are looking in your direction

Gotta stop touching the children

We are not pointing fingers but damn your track record is bad and getting worse

Gotta stop touching the children

Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin'-childrican

U, u, ah, ah

U, u, ah, ah

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