I Kill People

Did you miss me?

MC Vagina is right back in this bitch

2009 is the year I recorded this song

Still not loving police

Still got love for the Vaginal crease

Player haters beware because

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?

You think you can front with me?

You better watch your back

Because I have a lot of guns

And I can shoot them good

I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones

I'm dangerous like a fire in the nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning

Put your hands up

Old people burning, old people burning

That's kinda messed up

What? What? You got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

Because on top of guns

I know karate and ninja stuff

So if you come at me I'll trip you

Then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts

Sucking them would be gay

And I'm totally not gay

I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

If a guy messes with me

I shoot him with my load

All over his chest and face

And down his throat

'Cause I don't give a fuck

I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson

No, wait, that just makes me sound racist

Listen

I buy a lot of expensive things

Because I have a lot of money

You can't afford expensive things

'Cause you don't have a lot of money

Ha ha you want these things

But you can't afford them

That means that you're not cool

'Cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

I have more money than you

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

You can't even afford food!

When I show women my money

They want to have sex with me

And they always have orgasms

Cause my penis is so big

25 inches long and 12 inches thick

I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick

I'm The Beatles of cumshots

The Mozart of huge balls

The Anne Frank of erections

No, that's inappropriate

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right

My lyrics are like the movie the Shawshank Redemption

They're really good

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

Guns don't kill people

I kill people

With guns

I've killed so many people

That I don't even remember

How many people I've killed

But it's probably around 7

Thousand!

2005 plus 4 pennies

Representin the North side

C to the anada, Bitch

Oh, yeah, women are actually good for 4 things

Cooking, cleaning, vaginas

And their sisters vaginas