If I Had Wings

If I had wings I'd fly away from here

But wherever I land people would think that I was weird

They'd be like why do you have wings

Did your mom have sex with a bird or something?

If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more

But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more

Then I'd wish for all of Superman's powers

To fly around and see all good looking girls taking showers.

If I ruled it'd probably fall apart

Because I'm not a very organized person and I'm not really all that smart

I'd just sit around smoking weed all day

Thinking who the hell put me in charge here anyway?

If I could ask God one question I'd ask him the meaning of life

And he'd probably answer I could tell you but then I'm gonna have to kill you

And I'd say "Never mind, I'm not that curious

So please don't tell me and please don't kill me."

If I had a million dollars how would I spend it?

I'd think giving it to the poor but then I'd think "Fuck that shit"

And I'd go and buy a really expensive pimped out ride

And be like "Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride get in the back seat and I'll fuck you from behind."

If I had wings I'd fly high in the sky

But I'd be a weird half-bird guy

Regular everyday half-bird guy