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Love You A Different Way

Love You A Different Way lyrics by Jon Lajoie. I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love So I'll light some candles, pour some wine,...

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Love You A Different Way

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I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love

So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rug

But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step

Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet

I have no penis. It was torn off

In a bicycle accident in 1999.

I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ball

And a rubber tube between my legs

But babe, I can love you in different ways

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube that I use for urinating

And I'll tape two Popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating

And having only one ball isn't always a bad thing

It's like a pool ball in a pillowcase, it's like a cherry on a sundae

Because, girl, I have no penis. It was torn off

In a bicycle accident in 1999.

I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ball

And a rubber tube between my legs

But, babe, I can love you in different ways.

Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.

Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.

Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.

Ohh yeah.

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