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Artist: Jon Lajoie
Canonical path: /jon-lajoie/show-me-your-genitals
Related lyric paths: 6
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Show Me Your Genitals
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Show Me Your Genitals
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Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you\'re talking about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,
Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause my sex is the best...
Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.
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