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Artist: Jon Lajoie
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Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
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Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
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Oh, yeah, I'm back bitches
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
2 2 = Vagina
My love is like lightening
It gives girls orgasms
My dick is like an airplane
It gives girls orgasms
I'm the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex
No wait that was a bad example
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
E=MC Vagina
I've got a present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis
I just don't like when you talk
Cause that just means you aren't sucking my cock
Love is for girls and gays
If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways
Or you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China
China
I'm a sexual tiger
And I feed on vagina
Roar
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
What time is it? Vagina
What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina?
There is none
I want my penis to be inside both of those things
I'm a good sex man
Girls love my sex
I'm a good sex man
Cause my sex is the best
I'm like Jean Claude Van Dame
But instead fighting people, I have sex with them
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