The Town Crotch

The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road

When it was almost cold enough to snow

None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride

In the back of someone's GTO

She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup

It was like I'd never seen a girl before

Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair

With the hair she was six foot four

I recognized her face right away

She was the town crotch

She was good to go anytime

She was the town crotch

But I loved her like she was mine

There's a lot of things I don't remember now

But I remember the town crotch

I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat

You can hardly taste the alcohol

Watched her from a distance but I never said a word

I was young and I felt so small

I was no one then, who was I?

She was the town crotch

She was good to go anytime

She was the town crotch

And I loved her like she was mine

There's a lot of things I don't remember now

But I remember the town crotch

We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars

Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire

We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars

Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran

My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride

She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down

She said Hey kid, get inside.

Then she asked my name and drove me home

She was the town crotch

She was good to go anytime

She was the town crotch

But I loved her like she was mine

There's a lot of things I don't remember now

But I remember the town crotch