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Artist: Jreg
Canonical path: /jreg/print-money
Related lyric paths: 6
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Print Money
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Print Money
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So uh, we might have to let certain businesses fail
What? We can't let businesses fail, we've got vested interests!
To the Money Machine! Print money!
Fellas, fellas, I got a plan
We'll pull a 2008 again
I know our profits are getting killed
But the taxpayer will foot the bill
Let's fuck up the economy
Let's end up like Weimar Germany
Print money! (Dime)
Three, two, one
What happens, when countries run out of cash?
They either go commie, or they go fash
Million dollars for a loaf of bread?
Can't wait to bash in my neighbor's head!
Print money! (Hoorah, hoorah!)
Print money! (Hoorah, hoorah!)
Here's a magic trick I think you'll really love
Take all your money, cut half of it up
The government pulls another caper
Soon your dollar's toilet paper
(Print money!) Yo man, uh, uh
(Print money!) The-the numbers goin' down
(Print money!) It-It's not supposed to happen
(Print money!) Wh-what's going on?
Don't worry, I got a solution!
Wh-what's that?
(Print money!) Oh!
(Print money!) Why didn't I think of that?
(Print money!) That makes sense!
(Print that money, print-print that money!)
(Print money!) I forgot we just made this up!
(Print money!) We could do whatever the fuck we want!
(Print money!) We are the government!
(Print that money, print-print that money, print money!)
Uh, come to think of it, I'm just gonna print a billion dollars!
I'm gonna print a billion dollars, a billion times!
I'm giving everyone a billion dollars!
This is a flawless-there's no flaws in this plan!
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