Will I What?

Say there darling,

How about a date

Let's go 'round the topless

I know one that ain't too far

And say there darling

Won't you come along

You do just what I tell ya

And ya won't go wrong

Oh will you let me bite you earhole?

"Will I what?"

Would you let me feel your bristles?

"Will I what?"

I will tell you what me game is

If you tell me what your name is, will you?

"I will not"

Please don't think I'm

Trying to get fresh

Don't get so excited

You should be delighted

Now don't let's stand here

Wasting time with words

Your a dancer better

Than the other birds

Oh would you let me take your dress off?

"Will I what?"

Would you let me kiss you belly?

"Will I what?"

I will tell you what me game is

If you tell me what your name is, will you?

"I will not"

Just how much can a poor boy do

When he wants to shag a bird like you!

So would you let me take your drawrs off?

"Well, I might"

Would you let me stroke your pussy?

"Well, I'll think about it"

Now you know just what me game is

Will you tell me what your name is, will you?

"Oh allright, my name's Angie"

[Judge Dread]: "Really, that was my mothers name"

[Angie]: "Ya, I'll bet it was"

[J. D.]: "Come on, down this ally"

[A.] "What about that wall? I'll never get over that!"

[J. D.]: "Stop worrying, I'll give you a bone up!"

[A.]: "Ya, you bleedin' won't"

[J. D.]: "Here, seen one of these before?"

[A.]: "Yea, last time I had a cocktail sausage!"

[J. D.]: "Bloody jeep, you wouldn't like it if the end of your nose was a wart!"

[A.]: "Here, you trying to get into my knickers?"

[J. D.]: "No, I don't think they'd fit me!"

[A.]: "Na, I suppose you wear old mens pants with a fart flap in the back!"

[J. D.]: "Stop messin' about, it's cold and my knees are trembling!"

[A.]: "Really? I thought that was your false teeth rattling!"

[J. D.]: "Fess up, I wouldn't touch you with a broom stick!"

[A.]: "Anything would be better than that little sausage!"

[J. D.]: "Mind your bill, and make sure the dog catcher don't see you!"

[A.]: "Ah shut up you bag fat pig, or I'll tell me brothers!"

[J. D.]: "Tell all you like, I don't care!"

[A.]: "And me old man!"

[J. D.]: "Bollocks!"

[A.]: "And me husband!"

[J. D.]: "Double bollocks!"