The Real Justina

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Justina please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Justina please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like u never seen a white person before

Shocked stare at the red hair

Iced Grill on my jaw

Like I don't care who's ever there

My verbal sharp as a saw

No time for prophylactics cuz I only go raw

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're kidding

If u wanna make it then start trying to fit in

Is she a porno star or an MC spitting?

Both bitch I'm Eminem with some titties!

Feminist and I still voted him

Syke, before I'd vote trump

I'd eat a piece a corn outta load of my dump

Take a shot a piss cuz they're outta rum at the local pub

Regurgitate it all and shove the kernel back inside my rump

My bum is on your tongue, my bum is on your tongue

And if you're lucky you too might taste the corn from my dung

And that's the message that we deliver to all the dumb

Illiterate, little dick, idiots pressin penis pumps

And if they could jerk their dicks while eating cheetos

Then why can't we go topless n rock it in just our speedos?

If you feel the antidotes just a placebo

Get ready for the repo sing the chorus we go

I’m Justina the only Justina

All you other Justinas

Are just on my weiner

So won’t the real Justina

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Taylor Swift don't have to cuss in her songs to sell records but I do

So fuck her and fuck you too

You think I give a fuck about her moon man

If I was front row at the show yo

I woulda hopped on stage and mooned them

But Jus what if u win wouldn't it be weird?

Why so they could finally let me in this year

So they could sit me here next to Weekend's hair

Kim Kardashian better switch me chairs

So I could sit between Ray J & Kanye West

And hear them argue over who made a sex tape best

I'm sick of you fake Justina V. Clones

I won't be dethroned

Watch these peons just get peed on

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Dress like me, dye their hair red like me

They just might be the next best thing but not quite me

I’m Justina the only Justina

All you other Justinas

Are just on my weiner

So won’t the real Justina

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up