Harvey

I'm sorry to disturb you but you look a kindly sort

I'm looking for a friend of mine he's white and not what you'd call short

Six feet if he's an inch, pink-eyed and dressed with perfect care

From ears to tail a gentleman and singularly rare

Have you seen my good friend Harvey

We stopped in down the street

We'd only had a beer or two

When he said he had some friends to meet

And Harvey is so friendly

He makes me very proud

To say I am his special friend

To everyone out loud

He came this way I'm certain 'cause he leaves a special glow

On all the faces in the places he might get to know

It seemed so very peaceful when I looked into this bar

I thought old Harvey must be here, "My goodness there you are"

Have you met my good friend Harvey

He's really quite sublime

Come out and do the town with us

I can guarantee a real fine time

For Harvey is so friendly

The good time never ends

And all the folks we haven't met

Are just our will-be friends

Whenever I'm with Harvey I have all the time I please

The pleasant hours last twice as long and pass with grace and ease

But all the dull and boring times that plague our lives each day

Dance on before you blink an eye when Harvey comes to stay

Say Hello to my friend Harvey

And come along today

He'll slip a month into an hour

And we'll tour from here to Mandalay

And when our lunch is over

And we've wandered home again

We'll all go out to some new bar

And make another friend