Kidney in a Cooler

Workin' the schedule, sufficient coolant leak

We thought we were doin' the right thing

Well ya cannot be too picky, in Cheyenne on a Sunday

And up walked a mechanic with perpendicular teeth

Perpendicular teeth x 8

By the seventeenth hour, they pulled us up in the 'bayg

and funky tooth started diggin down under the hood

After clearin a path to the water pump, and takin' a four hour break,

By hour 27 we were all good, And we sailed

From little America x 8

Only 2 days later, on the way down to Deep Elum,

We broke down in Oklahoma, where the wind come behind the rain

We got towed to a town called Perry, where a woman's car took priority

She had a Kidney In A Cooler, so two nights we had to stay so she could

Deliver the Kidney x 8

If you go down to Deep Elem, down to the gypsy tea room, tell em

Mama broke down in Perry and I'll try to make it back soon

Oh, sweet mama, your daddy got them Deep Elem Blues

Oh, sweet mama, well your daddy got them Deep Elem Blues

Well I know I'll be payin, for the conquest life she threw,

Unrealistic maybe, but there's somethin I got to do, I need

A big ass bus with a satellite dish, a double-decker double wide,

What I wish, I dream of it, oh it must be true

Double Decker Double Wide x 8

It's gonna have two ice makers, in both refrigerators, a silent but violent

generator, to run the subwoofers and the disco ball, and the escalator

up to the dance hall, On the second floor with a giant skylight, A drivin

range and jacuzzi just right, for skinny dippin right after the show,

At 80 miles an hour, it's worth all the dough.......

Until then, I'll stand on the corner with a sign,

Says, I will work for my Double Decker Double Wide

My Double Decker Double Wide x 8

Perpendicular Teeth, Little America, Deliver The Kidney, In my

Double Decker Double Wide x 4