Babies (Are So Strange)

Omae onna nan dakara kodomo wo umu no touzen darou?

They can’t even talk

And they keep us up

‘Cause they always want to suck

Babies are so strange

I guess we must love them very much

To put up with all that stuff

Wakatterunda yo jibun ga

Onna ni umareta te kotoga

Hontou wa tsunanka kowaku nai mon

Maitsuki maitsuki miteru mon

Dakara nani?

Watashi wa majou de koto?

Seiri ga arukara zettai iyada

Ninshin kimu? Zettai iyada

Mada yaritai koto ippai arumon

They can’t even talk

And they keep us up

'Cause they always want to suck

Babies are so strange

I guess we must love them very much

To put up with all that stuff

Ninshin tte kantan iyu kedo

Watashi ni totte wa kowasugiru

Just like the film, 'Alien’

Onna ka no naka kara tobideru yo

Mada dekinain da ima keep up

Tzusukite ikitai yume wo keep up

Sonna ni hoshikeru jibun de umeba

Don’t think so

Everybody try to bite off your toes

And simutaniously touch your nose

I bet you look pretty stupid right now

They can’t even talk

And they keep us up

'Cause they always want to suck

Babies are so strange

I guess we much love them very much

To put up with all that stuff

Child producing machine

That’s what nature has designed me to be

Child producing machine

I guess we’ll see