Cat vs. Dog

You're canine trash

There's nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked

With my baseball bat

How'd you like that?

That'll stop you barking, startling me in the morning

What's your problem, dog?

Cat throw you tongue in the vice 'til the blood comes

Hope your owner comes runnin' 'cause he's lonesome

Bark any louder, I'll go hit for fun

It's all kicking off

I wanna murder moggies all around the world

I'll bite you in the head, 'til you're dead

Brains everywhere, but I won't care

I'll be hanging with my bitches

Enjoying the riches

Of a multisensory life

Man's best friend is a dog, not a feline

Homo sapiens got one thing right

Eternal hatred