Fun

Lenny's got horse and nigel's got hash,

I got a lot of dispensable cash

Go downtown in my limousine

Gonna find some young hookers we can treat real mean

There's plenty of drugs ‘n' plenty of beer

To drown out the whine of self loathing and fear

We're listening to tapes of gladys knight and the pips

I'm lickin' my teeth i'm lickin' my lips

It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right

Arsenio's here and he's all fucked up

And he's with some chick that just won't shut up

Julian's suckin' hard on a bottle of jack

That he got with a hand job off a girl out back

I'm talking to this actress behind the bar

She thinks leo dicappria's gonna make her a star

So she answers his phone, washes his car

Soils his sheets, yeah, she'll go far

Cause she's fun, she's a real good time tonight all right

Now the bar is closing for the regular folk

But there's an escort to the vip lounge brandishing coke

And we all could use another line or two

‘cause there's still gossip to tell and slander to spew (no shit, i didn't know that)

So we're moving this party back to my place

‘cause richard's got a friend who's bringing base

And we're gonna play the new madonna where she rips a fart

And then stand around talking about why it's art

It's fun, it's a real good time tonight all right

C'mon it's fun, it's a real good time

Now sheryl's in the kitchen with the l.a. lakers

Trying to get herself laid but there ain't no takers

Cause they heard about the guy that she did with aids

And she's callin' ‘em fags saying they're afraid

She wants fun, all she wants to do is have a real good time tonight all right

Arsenio's getting all maudlin and rude

And that chick he's with i think she's a dude

It's not like i'm bothered i mean it's no big deal

But she keeps on asking if i'd like a feel

She wants fun, she's got to have a real good time tonight all right

We're having fun, having a real good time tonight all right

So i dosed up about half an hour ago

Cause my skin was getting itchy and i was movin' to slow

Waitin' to see if my nose is gonna grow

While i'm nodding some jerk keeps callin' me bro'

(yeah i gotta use the bathroom man)

The ceiling is melting cause the walls are on fire

And i'm cuttin' up with defectors from the nazi boys choir

They say they're eighteen but i think they're all liars

I know that's a felony but i got no priors

It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right

All i wanna do is have fun, have a real good time tonight all right

It's fun, it's fun fun fun fun fun

It's a real good time tonight all right