Elle Fanning

Sitting on the toilet staring at Elle Fanning

Wondering just what the fuck I want to be demanding

Contemplating standing but knowing it's too hard

My avatar in rock band looks like she's gotten SARS

I'm too scared to be bulimic so I hardly ever barf

Right here yes I seem it, but my dome is up on Mars

Buddy better believe it nobody's really in charge

At the rate that I've been eating please toss me an extra large

I need to do some push ups, I oughta pay my bills

I need a little chutzpah, I oughta take my pills

I want a Cuban sandwich, I got a lot of trash

I wanna freaking vanish, suitcase and a bus pass

4th grade was the highlight of my life and

Being alone is the only thing I like when

I realize the photo on my driver's license

Isn't really me, frightened

I've been sinking into this sofa bed

Too stoned to notice yet

That dude on Jeopardy he really knows his shit

But most of it's about some European tyrants

Exercise my thumb and put Trebek on silent

If you're on a first date and it's going real bad

If your life is wreck and you're feeling real sad

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me

If you're feeling like a chump only got six bucks in your wallet

Never ballin can't get your dick sucked

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me

Wash the dishes, heavy on the soap

Cheerios dust on my cereal bowl

Leftover ham in a Costco roll

All this nonsense starting to take its toll

My plane is manifold the algebra beyond your scope

Spent an hour trying to figure out my TV remote

Do I have a clue nope, consequently I'm dejected

If you ever thought I might make something of myself you're incorrect

I need to find a boyfriend, I oughta take a bath

I need my body poisoned, you oughta do the math

I want a luftballoon, I got a charley horse

I wanna touch the moon, open the parlor doors

This Gossip Girl episode is really awesome

Chuck Bass is the man fuck Dawson

But often enough caught in a rut clocked in the butt

Coughing it up and I'm off in the cut

Your guts I'm mopping em up

If you're on a first date and it's going real bad

If your life is wreck and you're feeling real sad

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me

If you're feeling like a chump only got six bucks

In your wallet never ballin can't get your dick sucked

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me

If you wanna live large but you have no cash

Trying to be prom queen but you got no sash

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me

If you wish it was the days of Backstreet's Back

And you buy all your slacks at Nordstrom Rack

Come kick it with me, come kick it with me