I'm Afraid Of The Internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

I'm afraid of the internet

And the crazy shit that people say

When they're hiding behind a mask

And they're hungry, and horny, and up too late

I'm afraid that we can't go back

This big machine's too bad to break

I'm afraid of the things I did

One day, they'll post all my mistakes

All my mistakes

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I'm afraid of the internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

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God, it's hard to be innocent

When the world keeps showing you its dick

And disaster is imminent

Getting sicker and stranger with every click

I'm afraid that we've gone too far

This big machine is too broke to fix

I'm afraid of the things I saw

Some things you just cannot forget

You can't forget

You can't forget

You can't forget

Scared of spiders, scared of people dying in their sleep

So I googled, can you have a heart attack at 33?

First, I looked at Reddit then I looked around at WebMD

Saw a list of all the symptoms, asked myself, could this be me?

Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew

She had recently died tragically, she drowned at Lake Piru

I started crying and I wondered if that's a normal thing to do

So I searched the five stages of grief

And found a link to something cute, it was a meme

Of a dog, in a bikini at the beach

In big white letters at the bottom

It said, follow your dreams

So I got up to take some action, feeling

High on self-esteem

But then the high it started crashing

So I turned back to the screen

And I started to scream

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I'm afraid of the internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

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I'm afraid of the internet

I'm afraid

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I'm afraid

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I'm afraid, so afraid

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I'm afraid

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