Hypocrite

[verse 1:]

I done told chicks i loved them

When i didn't really mean it

Sometimes i'm only thinkin'

With the head of my penis

Lotta niggaz preach monogamy

Like they ain't never cheated

Some conceited, the girls do it back

They can't conceive it

Gotta see it to believe it

Deaded from the waist down like a paraplegic

Now she creepin strategic

I just said that to get you mad

Ain't my fault yo girl won't give you ass

Player it's all on you

Maybe if you treated her better

She would call on you

I've been tryin to get my life right

I got a good girl, wants to be a good wife

You know 2.5 kids the white picket fence

Takin' my ass to church, so i could get my head rinsed

But, at the same time, i still be flirtin

I know it's asshole shit, but nobodies perfect

[chorus:]

I know i preach a lot of shit

I apologize i guess i'm just a hypocrite

I guess i'm just a hypocrite

Baby girl, i guess i'm just a hypocrite

I know i'm talkin' that and talking this

But i'm full of shit, i'm just a hypocrite

I guess i'm just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess i'm just a hypocrite

[verse 2:]

Tryin to figure how my guy looks his lady in the eye

Last night he had another lady in his ride

Fuck the same dick that she sucks

The same seat in his truck

Is lust really worth hurtin somebody you trust?

Damn, the henny does wonders on the sex drive

She remind you of your jeep on the test drive

Mini-me got a mind of it's own

You lookin at ya id like "god, damn it, i'm grown"

Cause you only wanna see what the sex about

The genie's in ya pants and you tryin to let him out

But is it worth wastin three years

On one shot and three beers

Knowin she won't be here

Last week you was telling ya man to settle down

Now you playin tupac, tryin to +get around+

That don't add up, that ain't calm down

Now you telling ya self you should just calm down

[chorus:]

But you know that ain't the end of it

Try to practice what you preach

But you's a hypocrite

I said you just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess you just a hypocrite

I hear you talking that and talking this

But you full of shit, you just a hypocrite

I guess you just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess you just a hypocrite

[verse 3:]

This chick told me black men

Who date white chicks is trifling

I asked her out, she told me she only date white men

I asked her, how many niggaz she ever dated

She said niggaz gay, in jail or intimidated

Unemployed or players just tryin to get her naked

And white men are way more fine and educated

It's like she sees herself in the mirror and she hates it

Almost as bad as the niggaz that she's castigating

So hypocritical it's almost fascinating

She don't realize she the problem exacerbating

That foul is considered a flagrant

Called me next day and retracted her statement

Like i just heard your song on the radio station

And i ain't know you had a ivy league education

The offer still stands if i could get up in your world

I'm sorry ma, i only date black girls

[chorus:]

Cause you know you preach a lot of shit

You lost out baby girl, cause you's a hypocrite

Baby girl you just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess you just a hypocrite

I hear you talking that and talking this

But you full of shit, you just a hypocrite

Baby girl you just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess you just a hypocrite

I know i preach a lot of shit

I apologize i guess i'm just a hypocrite

I guess i'm just a hypocrite

Baby girl, i guess i'm just a hypocrite

I know i'm talkin' that and talking this

But i'm full of shit, i'm just a hypocrite

I guess i'm just a hypocrite

Damn, i guess i'm just a hypocrite