Distractions I: The Opposite Sex

There's a ghost in the hall

and its waiting out for ya

There's a ghost in the hall

and it's looking over you

When it calls, when it calls

I can't help but be amused

When it calls, when it calls

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

It's a ghost

I let him go, let him go

But it keeps on creeping in

I let it go, let it go

But how can I pretend

I wanted this?

I want to be involved

With a man

I want to feel him all

and within

I want to fall in love

once again

Cause it controls me

So how can I

become the victim?

It's a game, but I

can't help but play it

I can't blame it all

on creaking floorboards

and slammed doors

You know I'm that bitch

That's running straight into the woods

I trip

And Jason goes and gets me good

You'll roll your eyes

'Cause I was safe at home

How can I become immortal?

Save me from incessant boredom

Don't neglect me with your weapons

Even if it kills me

Flings me up into the ceiling

Makes me have a demon baby, whatever

Whatever, whatever