Halley's Comet

I'm singin,' whoooa

Ya see me in the sky now, ya don' know me by now

Little homie then ya betta knooow

Cause me I be that fly, boy, and I be so high, boy

I ain't even talkin' 'bout the drooo

But if you got a fresh bag, ya know that I'm wid dat

So just roll it up and let it flooow

I ain't neva comin' down, I be on a comet now

Comet, comet, comet now

We are not the same, though I have human form

I'm really a unicorn in a human uniform

My life is a fairytale, my life is a carousel

Y'all don't like me? Very well, get the fuck off my Ferris wheel!

I am so very ill, that they got me quarantined

I have such enormous dreams, it's like a deformity

I am on a tour you see, Earth is just a stop on it

I came here from another world on back of Halley's Comet

Back when it flew across the sky in 1986

Why do you think that is the year that's on my birth certificate?

And the year the first ever computer virus was born

That's just proof to you my CPU is of the illest form

And even if your planet warms, I do not think it is that serious

Otherwise I would have never built myself them pyramids

See this is the planet that I'm plannin' to retire on

And I'll probably outlive every human like I'm Styrofoam

Bass up, windows up, backseat lookin' like a bar

Air so thick with smoke we need fog lights pointed inside the car

I could put it down so fuckin' fast, or I could do it damn slow

Either way, I got your ear, I should call you Van Goh

Damn bro, oh my lord, I am like the man here

I am like the closing doors, you should probably stand clear

With hundreds of raps, I am a hunter, in fact

You must be on my bulletin board cause you are under attack

How is he not signed? Everybody's wonderin' that

Too bad I AM signed, you would think my arm's in a cast

See, I started from scratch, I used to be the smartest in class

With glasses and braces so big they put an arc in my back

But then I grow tall, so tall, you haters is so small

You are G.I. Joe doll, me I be in shoes, dog

Walkin' by ya girl, and I get more stares than Slinky

I get more pink than brain, and more brain than Pinky

More cream than Twinkie, son ya snack is one hundred calorie

So naturally you rappers will have inadequate salary

Someone tell the dispatcher that there has been a disaster

Cause master become student and student become master

You need some preparation for the desecration after

Cause I'm droppin' motherfuckers like it's levitation backwards

So if you want to fight here, you need to move in light years

If you want to sit at my table you need a high chair