Horny Girl

I met a girl at the club, she was horny

I fucked her that night and in the morning

But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry

I think I forgot about the rubber

She called me last week with the bad news

I didn't want to admit it but I had to to

Now I'm gonna be a father, it sucks for my daughter

I just wish I kinda knew the mother

Ayo excuse me miss, can I sing you a little music?

I saw that ass shakin,' it got me a little boosted

Not to be rude or nothin,' but you must be doin' something

Cause you got me droolin' over that ba-donka-duka-dunkin

So mommy if you with it, then we can hook up later

But first, maybe we should converse like a Chuck Taylor

But if you ain't in the mood for discussion then baby fuck it

Cause I know that when you're under the covers you're like a Mr. Bucket

I'm makin' moves, if you wanna pack ya baggage

We can ride a horse and carriage throughout Italy and Paris

We can fuck in front of monuments because you're not embarrassed

Yo I know you love the way the Eiffel Tower resembles a phallace

And in my palace on a secret bed of roses

We can eat forbidden fruit 'till the seeds are comin' out of our noses

Call me Moses, cause I can be your savior

But you know you gettin' spanked if you're not on your best behavior

Sike! I'm just joshin' you mommy, and I been watchin' you mommy

The way you drop it got me rockin' a rocket salami

And for a couple nickels, baby I would hump your nipples

And I'll pump my plumper pickle inside of your pumpernickel

It's like Corona and lime the way that we go together

I'll have you droppin' ya drawers like you was a broken dresser

Yo Vanessa, whatever ya name is, I think I forgot it

I just wanna see you drop it like sensitive topics

You would think it's Fred's spot, whenever I get wops

We the Flintstones, the way that we make the bed rock

And when I'm hittin' it, I'm infinite

My dick is like a flagpole in the winter, the way your tongue sticks to it

Let's make love in this club like I was Usher

But like a silly motherfucker I forgot the rubber

So call me on ya mobile phone, whenever you're home alone

And I will come over and give you my Y chromosome…Easy!