One Size Fits Most

Meet me at the subway station

This isn't the make a wish foundation

God, you're part of the worst generation

Good luck with your college education

Now serving number, whatever

Desk number, I don't care

You'll never be an individual

But if you want to feel better, dye your hair

They told us we could be anything

So I became that chick you know

That spent time in a psych ward

And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most

We’re hiring at a different location

Tryin’ to understand their situation

We inherited your debt and inflation

And I didn’t walk at graduation

What do I delete on my dvr?

Do you know where we are?

No, ​I can’t drive your car

I don’t know how to use a stick shift

I meet, but do not exceed, expectations

Cause that sets a precedent that’s really hard to maintain

And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most

When everyone’s famous, then no one will be

What used to be called nihilism is now called apathy

Because nihilism is too hard to spell

My mom doesn’t subscribe to my YouTube channel

And it hurts, but I’ll get over it

And pulp fiction is, like, way overrated, right?

And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most

One size fits most