Cheesecake Truck (spoken)

So then I got this idea

about driving a cheesecake truck,

'Cause I figured at the end of the day,

I could take some of

the leftover cheesecake home

And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company

And they asked me

if I could drive a truck

And I said "yes"

And they said "You're hired!"

So the next day

I got in the truck with all

the cheesecakes

And I drove about a block

and I just had to have a cheesecake

So I pulled over and opened the truck

And I got a cheesecake

And I also took another one for later

And I took one to bring home

And I took one for my friend Farm boy,

And by that time I had

Eaten one of the cheesecakes

so I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well

stop at my house

To drop off all the cheesecakes

So I take five cakes

to eat on the way

And i drive another block

and a half to my house.

Now it's lunchtime

so I eat ten cheesecakes

And a cheesecake for dessert.

I should point out by the way

That all of these cheesecakes

were very delicious.

Anyway I decided

that the only thing to do

Would be to eat all the rest

of the cheesecakes

And hide the truck somewhere

And leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot

But I'm not really sorry,

'Cause they were

very delicious cheesecakes.