Let's Do This Thing

There’s a long line of cars

The parking lot’s full of people already cryin'

It’s the hottest day in seven years

And i ain’t the only one here dyin'

Well, i wish i had a cigarette or one more shot of jack

But you can’t go back

When the church bell rings

Baby, let’s do this thing

My first grade teacher never liked me

Who sent her an invitiation

I got second cousins rollin in like momma’s got supper waitin

And the sherriff’s on front row

Yeah just to see me settlin down

Wait til he finds out you’re crazy as me

Baby, let’s do this thing

Cause i’m dressed, you’re stressed

There’s a church full of guests

And who turned on the heat

My collar’s kinda tight

Your face is kinda white

Girl, don’t you pass out on me

Cause if we can make it through just two i do’s

We’ll be off on a life-long dream

I got the limo and the preacher

And your little baby sister’s got the pillow and the wedding rings

Let’s do this thing

Let’s do this thing

I got the snorkle and the flip flops

Take you to the hot spot

Didn’t pack a stitch of clothes

I’ll be glad when this thing’s over

Like some ringling brothers show

And i know i wasn’t suppose to see you

‘fore i saw you walking down the aisle

And it’s gonna sound wild

But don’t dress up for me

Baby, let’s do this thing

Cause i’m stressed, you’re dressed

There’s a church full of guests

And who turned on the heat

My collar’s kinda tight

Your face is kinda white

Girl, don’t you pass out on me

Cause if we can make it through just two i do’s

We’ll be off on a life-long dream

I got the limo and the preacher

And your little baby sister’s got the pillow and the wedding rings

Let’s do this thing

Let’s do this thing

Yeah your momma won’t cry forever

She’ll think it’s funny some day

She gave you away in a veil and jeans

Baby, let’s do this thing

Let’s do this thing

Let’s do this thing